When someone asks how my day was
Strange Proliferation: “Do I get along with my... →
strangeproliferation: “Do I get along with my coworkers? Well, first of all, I don’t have coworkers anymore, I have subordinates. So, have I gotten along with my subordinates? Let’s see. My Supplier Relations rep, Merideth Palmer, is the only person I know who knows how to properly head bang to Motorhead. Oscar…
bcrumpton: “I wish there was a way to know you were in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.”
laugh-addict: how many white girls do you think took a screenshot of 12/12/12 at 12:12
Javert: Are you Jean Valjean?
Valjean: Bitch I might be
cheerupsmelly: reblog if your url holds deep, spiritual meaning for you
hipsterinatardis: Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
fictitiousfake: J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
fredweasley: imaslytherinbitch: you know what’s the most unrealistic thing about harry potter who the fuck gets 37 presents for birthday from their parents i know right i always get 38
having to delete songs for making room in your ipod is like having to kill some of your children because you cant feed them all